adaddydomwaits:

Truly.

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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aryder:

your point

bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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I turn the stars on the flag into crosses

So now

Instead of Pledge

We pray

(Source: Spotify)

The fist official pictures of The Avengers: Age of Ultron.

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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

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phd-in-thc:

This is a thing.