Do you remember that first “date” we went on? We went to the park and we were being weird, as usual. We barely knew eachother. I thought you were the cutest thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on. We walked over to those tree stump things and we sat on them and talked for a while. You made me laugh so…
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
it’s 2013 why do printers still sound like youre sacrificing your first unborn child to the aztec gods
Oh my gods.
Waldo from the Where’s Waldo books
He wears stripes
because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
i’m gonna hit something.